Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Typo Queen invites you...

Let's just get this part out of the way: there are two very ridiculous typos in this flyer. =( Typos have become my trademark. I'm pretty sure I have one in just about every blog post. Which would be nice if it didn't happen but it's not really a big deal. Not that you lovely readers aren't important. You are. But hopefully you can just laugh at my mistakes. BUT typos in materials put out by my church!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I really really try not to have them. Really... I do. So... can you find the two typos? The first person who does will win! What will you win? You will be hired to be my personal proof reader. There is no pay and it's a third shift position.

Okay now that we have that out of the way....
Are you concerned about out country? I am. Things are getting down right scary. I think about the condition America will be in when my children are grown. If we are voting for the "lesser of two evils", as we commonly say every election, what in the world will my girls be voting for one day? Will they even have the right to vote? That may sound very extreme but as the socialist agenda of so many leading politicians today gains momentum, I can actually begin to wonder if elections will be held in this country for many more years.

I have no desire to turn my blog into a political debate. And our church is not heading into politics either. But we do need to be reminded of our roots: the Christian principles on which our nation was founded. So if you're able to, take in one or all of the meetings next week.

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray , and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
II Chronicles 7:14



Debbie said...

I won't even look for the typos. ;) You WILL enjoy Dr. Harding. He has been at our church 2 or 3 times now and I am encouraged to do more and encouraged to pray more every time.

Michelle said...

"unlying" should be "undying"....maybe.
I'll have to go back and look for the other possibility.

I'm back.
Shouldn't Constitutional Awareness Conference be capitalized on the 2nd part?

Also, should there be a comma after Washington in Washington, D.C.?

Oh, and capitalize Constitution. I think it should be underlined, too, when talking about the document itself.

I ask all of these as questions because, frankly, I really don't know. Math was my subject, but you made this a challenge so I came up with some possibilities.

You are now free to search my comments for typos. I bet there are more than 2.

Michelle said...

Government is spelled wrong...just caught that. If it makes you feel better, it took me forever to figure out what was wrong with it.

Kayte said...

Michelle is the winner! Government was spelled wrong and unlying is actually (oh this is embarrassing...) supposed to be underlying. Way off. Sad. Me and my two partner offenders (husband and father in law) missed those. My gravemarker should have a typo in it.

Michelle said...


Truthfully, if you had not mentioned that there were typos I, more likely than not, would not have even noticed them. You mentioned them and I had to go back and look...really look. :)